What would Macaulay Culkin do?

I'm home alone, and while normal teenagers would be reeking havoc on their houses, going through their parents belongings, and finding lubricants and condoms that would bring nightmares for a long time, I am cleaning my room. I like to say that i'm a perfectionist that frequently fails her own expectations and then gives up. So, normally I just let my floor procure lots of belongings that start to form piles everywhere. But when i have the time, I find the urge to clean the piles and reorganize. This reorganization is never half-hearted and can sometimes take hours. If I make the commitment to clean my room, I go all out. Everything from clothes, perfume, music and old journals are rearranged. And when it's all done, I blast my speakers and sing to songs that i know every word to. Kinda like Macaulay Culkin did, except I don't own any awesome life size posters of people. Right now, Sleeping Around by Sonic Youth is playing.

Sleepin around, sleepin around
What will the neighbors do?

Sleepin around, all over town

What will the neighbors say?

Sleepin around, sleepin around
What will the neighbors think?